Archive for the ‘t-shirts’ Category

“Pet Survival” Products Feature Harlequin Dane, Persian Cat Boxer. Critics Raving.

August 23, 2007

“Survival” may have been one of the highest rated television shows in the past several decades. But nobody has thought of a “pet survival” show. Or have they???

Cartoonist Rick London announced today that though it is not a show, the single-panel cartoon “Pet Survival” is getting rave reviews and now available on such products as mousepads, tote bags, tshirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, shirts, cutting boards, and more
at his store http://www.ricklondonwear.com. Most items are around $20 and make great gifts or collectibles; especially for lovers of the show Survival or Harlequin or Great Dane lovers, Boxer lovers, or Persian cat fanatics.

The landing page of the cartoon products is:

http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/Great-Dane-Boxer-Cat-etc-On-A-Raft/_s_92731

Rick Londonwear is the exclusive creator and purveyor of this quality product. His firm offers fast worldwide shipping and a 30 day 100% money back guarantee on all products.

Pet Survival

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Sperm 101 Too Racy For Princeton Freshmen Nursing Students

August 22, 2007

In what appear to be a mass-debate that could last for more than a semester, the new  Dean Of Nursing at Princeton has called together a committee to ban the name of a class on fertilization and maternity called “Sperm 101”.  The man who coined the phrase, Max Handsnpockets says, “It really sounded more interesting and I believe would attract more students than, say, Fertilization 101 or Shmegma 101.”

Many students agreed and signed up for the course.

Cartoonist Rick London, of Londons Times Cartoons and Rick Londonwear http://www.ricklondonwear.com, who admittedly fabricated the above story says, “You can get people’s attention in only a few ways, and some words draw attention.  And of course one of them is…………Princeton.”

London sells the Sperm101 cartoon collectibles with the cartoon image on such products as tshirts, aprons, mousepads, tote bags, cutting boards, coasters and clothing at his Rick Londonwear store.

The landing page for the cartoon products is:

http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/MATERNITY/_s_92534Sperm 101 from The Londons Times Cartoons Collection

Cows Performing Moo Doo Rituals In New Orleans Area

August 21, 2007

In possibly one of the most bizarre events in bovine history, a man from Pascagoula, Ms, Elmer Krud says he seriously witnessed four cows on the outskirts of New Orleans “headin’ towards Slidell, stickin’ pins in a little butcher doll”.   Cowincidentally, Krud is the first cousin and husband of Selma Krud, the woman who, in the early 1960’s swore she was abducted by aliens on the outskirts of Pascagoula, Ms.   Fox News has  noted that it is a rarity for cows to perform moo doo rituals (even in that part of the country).

Cartoonist Rick London says, though he made the whole story up, it worked very well for the his Moo Doo Cow Ritual cartoon products only available at Rick Londonwear at http://www.ricklondonwear.com.

The landing page to find the cowtoon products available on aprons, mousepads, clothing, coasters and all types of quality gifts and collectibles is at

http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/Moo-Doo-Rituals/_s_92105

Exclusively from Londons Times Cartoons http://www.londonstimes.usMoo Doo Rituals Of New Orleans

Eastabutchie, Ms Running Of The Bullfrogs Gaining World Attention

August 20, 2007

Running Of The Bullfrogs

Former native Mississippian cartoonist Rick London, of Rick Londonwear http://www.ricklondonwear.com says finally memorabilia is avaialble for the exciting virtually uncovered media event in Eastabutchie, Ms “The Running Of The Bullfrogs”.

London says, “If more people knew of this phenomenal event, where, not one bullfrog is killed or injured, it would make Eastabutchie, possibly one of the 8 Wonders of the World.

London says, “To me, and most southern Mississippians, Eastabutchie is already one of the Eight Wonders Of the World, and possibly the Center Of The Universe. It merely takes some more time to figure it out. I believe with the evolution of the Internet, and the fact that we are selling these Running Of The Bullfrog products, more and more people who are interested in our society and current events will eventually come around and yell the predictable cry “Hail To Eastabutchie…How Did We Ever Make It Without You??”

Landing page for “Running Of The Bullfrog Products:

http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/FROGS/_s_91598

Exclusively from Rick Londonwear http://www.ricklondonwear.com

More Pink Flamingos Than Expected & Alfred Hitchcock Is Gone

August 19, 2007

Cartoonist Rick London (Londons Times Cartoons http://www.londonstimes.us) said today after checking his quarterly report, he was surprised to find that art deco pink flamingo gifts and collectibles are the most popular of all besides dog and cat items. London’s gift store http://www.ricklondonwear.com is the exclusive purveyor of this product. It is available on t-shirts, ladies mens and children’s tops, aprons, mousepads, coasters, and more.

Art Deco Pink Flamingos

Dog Theme Cartoon Gifts & Collectibles Top Sellers In America, UK, And Canada

August 19, 2007

Cartoonist Rick London, founder of Londons Times Cartoons and owner of Rick Londonwear announced today, that, not to his surprise, dog-theme cartoon products such as t-shirts, tote bags, mousepads, aprons, tops for men women and kids, etc. will remain best-sellers throughout the holidays. He adds that people particularly enjoy their own breed in a cartoon. London features such breeds as poodles, shar-pei, German Shephard, Dogue de Bordeaux (French Mastiffs), Border Collies, Pugs and other popular breeds. He says he is adding more daily.

The website is at wwwricklondonwear.com and the dog product landing page is http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/FUNNY-DOG-TEES-N-SUCH/_s_81517

Rick Londonwear is the exclusive sellers of these gifts and collectibles.

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Dog Cartoon Products From Ricklondonwear.com

Biologist Phone Sex Found To Be Very Different Than For The Rest Of Us

August 16, 2007

A recent study has found that biologists may be turned on by different stimuli than  nonbiologists.  This may be because their focus is so microscopic that size really doesn’t matter and it’s not just “a nice thing to say”.  More information is available along with tshirts, mousepads, tote bags, and other gifts and collectibles at Londons Times Cartoons Tees That Please store.

The landing page is:

http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/Phone-Sex-4-Biologists/_s_83127

Biology Phone Sex

http://www.ricklondonwear.com (found in the science section of store)

Cartoonist Takes On Dr. Rorshach The Splotch Doc

August 9, 2007

Cartoonist Rick London of Londons Times Cartoons asks, “Does this cartoon product remind you of anything?”

London says it really doesnt remind him of anything but holiday season is right around the corner and more and more Internet surfers are searching online for novelty or different products they simply cannot find in department stores (or other web stores).

London is the exclusive dealer of his Londons Times Cartoon premium products which are available as women’s tops, t-shirts, men’s shirts, sweats, mousepads, totes, aprons, and more.

They can be seen at http://www.ricklondonwear.com

Dr. Rorshach’s Dog “Spot”

Londons Times Cartoons Says Tubas Are HOT!

July 28, 2007

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Londons Times Cartoon founder, Rick London, announced today that “Tubas Are Hot!”….or at least tuba humor is.

“I have no idea why,” says London. “We put up a few tuba cartoon tee shirts, mousepads, coasters and other merchandise, and people love them. It kind of reminds me of what Gary Larson did for cows (remind us how funny they are); that maybe we are doing for the tuba-loving community.”

London continues, “To me, it is not that a tuba per se is funny. It is a wonderful instrument for music, and no symphony orchestra is complete without one; so why so funny? I have no idea. Nobody seems to have cartoons or jokes about guitars, violins or cellos. But say “Tuba” and its bound to bring a laugh. And I’m glad because I think our tuba cartoon merchandise is some of the best around.”

Rick London is a writer, entrepreneur and cartoonist in Arkansas. He founded Londons Times Cartoons (www.londonstimes.us), Londons Times Tees (www.londonstimestees.com) and Londons Times Superstore (www.londonstimessuperstore.com).

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