Archive for the ‘offbeat humor’ Category

Cows Performing Moo Doo Rituals In New Orleans Area

August 21, 2007

In possibly one of the most bizarre events in bovine history, a man from Pascagoula, Ms, Elmer Krud says he seriously witnessed four cows on the outskirts of New Orleans “headin’ towards Slidell, stickin’ pins in a little butcher doll”.   Cowincidentally, Krud is the first cousin and husband of Selma Krud, the woman who, in the early 1960’s swore she was abducted by aliens on the outskirts of Pascagoula, Ms.   Fox News has  noted that it is a rarity for cows to perform moo doo rituals (even in that part of the country).

Cartoonist Rick London says, though he made the whole story up, it worked very well for the his Moo Doo Cow Ritual cartoon products only available at Rick Londonwear at http://www.ricklondonwear.com.

The landing page to find the cowtoon products available on aprons, mousepads, clothing, coasters and all types of quality gifts and collectibles is at

http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/Moo-Doo-Rituals/_s_92105

Exclusively from Londons Times Cartoons http://www.londonstimes.usMoo Doo Rituals Of New Orleans

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Biologist Phone Sex Found To Be Very Different Than For The Rest Of Us

August 16, 2007

A recent study has found that biologists may be turned on by different stimuli than  nonbiologists.  This may be because their focus is so microscopic that size really doesn’t matter and it’s not just “a nice thing to say”.  More information is available along with tshirts, mousepads, tote bags, and other gifts and collectibles at Londons Times Cartoons Tees That Please store.

The landing page is:

http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/Phone-Sex-4-Biologists/_s_83127

Biology Phone Sex

http://www.ricklondonwear.com (found in the science section of store)

Cartoon Merchandise Buyers Turning To Star Wars, Rock Stars, and Star Trek Items

August 4, 2007

Kidney Stones (A Rolling Stones Classic Collectible)

 

 

Internet’s Top Cartoon Superstore Says Star Wars, Star Trek, Rock StarTees And Parody Items Expected To Be Top Sellers Holiday Season

Rick London, founder of Londons Times Cartoons and it’s affiliate merchandising programs says that, based on recent and past sales, no doubt, parody collectibles of Star Wars, Star Trek and rock stars such as Bon Jovi, Rolling Stones, and the Beatles will remain top-sellers this holiday season.

London says, “Since 1997, when we launched Londons Times Cartoons, it has been fascinating for me to watch trends and fads. There was a time when we couldn’t supply enough lawyer humor items (that still almost remains true but it is nothing like Star Trek, etc).

www.londonstimestees.com is the exclusive purveyor of high quality Londons Times Cartoons merchandise such as t-shirts, aprons, sweatshirts, coasters, mousepads, etc.

London started the venture in a rural Mississippi warehouse ten years ago and it has grown to be the largest independent offbeat single-panel cartoon empire on the Internet.

London says, “We aren’t just a shop that sells ‘funny things’. We take great pride in our

quality, service, secure checkout, and fast shipment of items; not to mention fair pricing.”

 

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