Archive for the ‘novelty gifts’ Category

“Pet Survival” Products Feature Harlequin Dane, Persian Cat Boxer. Critics Raving.

August 23, 2007

“Survival” may have been one of the highest rated television shows in the past several decades. But nobody has thought of a “pet survival” show. Or have they???

Cartoonist Rick London announced today that though it is not a show, the single-panel cartoon “Pet Survival” is getting rave reviews and now available on such products as mousepads, tote bags, tshirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, shirts, cutting boards, and more
at his store http://www.ricklondonwear.com. Most items are around $20 and make great gifts or collectibles; especially for lovers of the show Survival or Harlequin or Great Dane lovers, Boxer lovers, or Persian cat fanatics.

The landing page of the cartoon products is:

http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/Great-Dane-Boxer-Cat-etc-On-A-Raft/_s_92731

Rick Londonwear is the exclusive creator and purveyor of this quality product. His firm offers fast worldwide shipping and a 30 day 100% money back guarantee on all products.

Pet Survival

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Cows Performing Moo Doo Rituals In New Orleans Area

August 21, 2007

In possibly one of the most bizarre events in bovine history, a man from Pascagoula, Ms, Elmer Krud says he seriously witnessed four cows on the outskirts of New Orleans “headin’ towards Slidell, stickin’ pins in a little butcher doll”.   Cowincidentally, Krud is the first cousin and husband of Selma Krud, the woman who, in the early 1960’s swore she was abducted by aliens on the outskirts of Pascagoula, Ms.   Fox News has  noted that it is a rarity for cows to perform moo doo rituals (even in that part of the country).

Cartoonist Rick London says, though he made the whole story up, it worked very well for the his Moo Doo Cow Ritual cartoon products only available at Rick Londonwear at http://www.ricklondonwear.com.

The landing page to find the cowtoon products available on aprons, mousepads, clothing, coasters and all types of quality gifts and collectibles is at

http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/Moo-Doo-Rituals/_s_92105

Exclusively from Londons Times Cartoons http://www.londonstimes.usMoo Doo Rituals Of New Orleans

Biologist Phone Sex Found To Be Very Different Than For The Rest Of Us

August 16, 2007

A recent study has found that biologists may be turned on by different stimuli than  nonbiologists.  This may be because their focus is so microscopic that size really doesn’t matter and it’s not just “a nice thing to say”.  More information is available along with tshirts, mousepads, tote bags, and other gifts and collectibles at Londons Times Cartoons Tees That Please store.

The landing page is:

http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/Phone-Sex-4-Biologists/_s_83127

Biology Phone Sex

http://www.ricklondonwear.com (found in the science section of store)

Londons Times Cartoons Says Tubas Are HOT!

July 28, 2007

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Londons Times Cartoon founder, Rick London, announced today that “Tubas Are Hot!”….or at least tuba humor is.

“I have no idea why,” says London. “We put up a few tuba cartoon tee shirts, mousepads, coasters and other merchandise, and people love them. It kind of reminds me of what Gary Larson did for cows (remind us how funny they are); that maybe we are doing for the tuba-loving community.”

London continues, “To me, it is not that a tuba per se is funny. It is a wonderful instrument for music, and no symphony orchestra is complete without one; so why so funny? I have no idea. Nobody seems to have cartoons or jokes about guitars, violins or cellos. But say “Tuba” and its bound to bring a laugh. And I’m glad because I think our tuba cartoon merchandise is some of the best around.”

Rick London is a writer, entrepreneur and cartoonist in Arkansas. He founded Londons Times Cartoons (www.londonstimes.us), Londons Times Tees (www.londonstimestees.com) and Londons Times Superstore (www.londonstimessuperstore.com).

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