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Sperm 101 Too Racy For Princeton Freshmen Nursing Students

August 22, 2007

In what appear to be a mass-debate that could last for more than a semester, the new  Dean Of Nursing at Princeton has called together a committee to ban the name of a class on fertilization and maternity called “Sperm 101”.  The man who coined the phrase, Max Handsnpockets says, “It really sounded more interesting and I believe would attract more students than, say, Fertilization 101 or Shmegma 101.”

Many students agreed and signed up for the course.

Cartoonist Rick London, of Londons Times Cartoons and Rick Londonwear http://www.ricklondonwear.com, who admittedly fabricated the above story says, “You can get people’s attention in only a few ways, and some words draw attention.  And of course one of them is…………Princeton.”

London sells the Sperm101 cartoon collectibles with the cartoon image on such products as tshirts, aprons, mousepads, tote bags, cutting boards, coasters and clothing at his Rick Londonwear store.

The landing page for the cartoon products is:

http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/MATERNITY/_s_92534Sperm 101 from The Londons Times Cartoons Collection

Cows Performing Moo Doo Rituals In New Orleans Area

August 21, 2007

In possibly one of the most bizarre events in bovine history, a man from Pascagoula, Ms, Elmer Krud says he seriously witnessed four cows on the outskirts of New Orleans “headin’ towards Slidell, stickin’ pins in a little butcher doll”.   Cowincidentally, Krud is the first cousin and husband of Selma Krud, the woman who, in the early 1960’s swore she was abducted by aliens on the outskirts of Pascagoula, Ms.   Fox News has  noted that it is a rarity for cows to perform moo doo rituals (even in that part of the country).

Cartoonist Rick London says, though he made the whole story up, it worked very well for the his Moo Doo Cow Ritual cartoon products only available at Rick Londonwear at http://www.ricklondonwear.com.

The landing page to find the cowtoon products available on aprons, mousepads, clothing, coasters and all types of quality gifts and collectibles is at

http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/Moo-Doo-Rituals/_s_92105

Exclusively from Londons Times Cartoons http://www.londonstimes.usMoo Doo Rituals Of New Orleans

Biologist Phone Sex Found To Be Very Different Than For The Rest Of Us

August 16, 2007

A recent study has found that biologists may be turned on by different stimuli than  nonbiologists.  This may be because their focus is so microscopic that size really doesn’t matter and it’s not just “a nice thing to say”.  More information is available along with tshirts, mousepads, tote bags, and other gifts and collectibles at Londons Times Cartoons Tees That Please store.

The landing page is:

http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/Phone-Sex-4-Biologists/_s_83127

Biology Phone Sex

http://www.ricklondonwear.com (found in the science section of store)

Cartoonist Takes On Dr. Rorshach The Splotch Doc

August 9, 2007

Cartoonist Rick London of Londons Times Cartoons asks, “Does this cartoon product remind you of anything?”

London says it really doesnt remind him of anything but holiday season is right around the corner and more and more Internet surfers are searching online for novelty or different products they simply cannot find in department stores (or other web stores).

London is the exclusive dealer of his Londons Times Cartoon premium products which are available as women’s tops, t-shirts, men’s shirts, sweats, mousepads, totes, aprons, and more.

They can be seen at http://www.ricklondonwear.com

Dr. Rorshach’s Dog “Spot”

Londons Times Cartoons Says Tubas Are HOT!

July 28, 2007

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Londons Times Cartoon founder, Rick London, announced today that “Tubas Are Hot!”….or at least tuba humor is.

“I have no idea why,” says London. “We put up a few tuba cartoon tee shirts, mousepads, coasters and other merchandise, and people love them. It kind of reminds me of what Gary Larson did for cows (remind us how funny they are); that maybe we are doing for the tuba-loving community.”

London continues, “To me, it is not that a tuba per se is funny. It is a wonderful instrument for music, and no symphony orchestra is complete without one; so why so funny? I have no idea. Nobody seems to have cartoons or jokes about guitars, violins or cellos. But say “Tuba” and its bound to bring a laugh. And I’m glad because I think our tuba cartoon merchandise is some of the best around.”

Rick London is a writer, entrepreneur and cartoonist in Arkansas. He founded Londons Times Cartoons (www.londonstimes.us), Londons Times Tees (www.londonstimestees.com) and Londons Times Superstore (www.londonstimessuperstore.com).

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