Archive for the ‘humor’ Category

“Pet Survival” Products Feature Harlequin Dane, Persian Cat Boxer. Critics Raving.

August 23, 2007

“Survival” may have been one of the highest rated television shows in the past several decades. But nobody has thought of a “pet survival” show. Or have they???

Cartoonist Rick London announced today that though it is not a show, the single-panel cartoon “Pet Survival” is getting rave reviews and now available on such products as mousepads, tote bags, tshirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, shirts, cutting boards, and more
at his store http://www.ricklondonwear.com. Most items are around $20 and make great gifts or collectibles; especially for lovers of the show Survival or Harlequin or Great Dane lovers, Boxer lovers, or Persian cat fanatics.

The landing page of the cartoon products is:

http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/Great-Dane-Boxer-Cat-etc-On-A-Raft/_s_92731

Rick Londonwear is the exclusive creator and purveyor of this quality product. His firm offers fast worldwide shipping and a 30 day 100% money back guarantee on all products.

Pet Survival

Sperm 101 Too Racy For Princeton Freshmen Nursing Students

August 22, 2007

In what appear to be a mass-debate that could last for more than a semester, the new  Dean Of Nursing at Princeton has called together a committee to ban the name of a class on fertilization and maternity called “Sperm 101”.  The man who coined the phrase, Max Handsnpockets says, “It really sounded more interesting and I believe would attract more students than, say, Fertilization 101 or Shmegma 101.”

Many students agreed and signed up for the course.

Cartoonist Rick London, of Londons Times Cartoons and Rick Londonwear http://www.ricklondonwear.com, who admittedly fabricated the above story says, “You can get people’s attention in only a few ways, and some words draw attention.  And of course one of them is…………Princeton.”

London sells the Sperm101 cartoon collectibles with the cartoon image on such products as tshirts, aprons, mousepads, tote bags, cutting boards, coasters and clothing at his Rick Londonwear store.

The landing page for the cartoon products is:

http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/MATERNITY/_s_92534Sperm 101 from The Londons Times Cartoons Collection

Cows Performing Moo Doo Rituals In New Orleans Area

August 21, 2007

In possibly one of the most bizarre events in bovine history, a man from Pascagoula, Ms, Elmer Krud says he seriously witnessed four cows on the outskirts of New Orleans “headin’ towards Slidell, stickin’ pins in a little butcher doll”.   Cowincidentally, Krud is the first cousin and husband of Selma Krud, the woman who, in the early 1960’s swore she was abducted by aliens on the outskirts of Pascagoula, Ms.   Fox News has  noted that it is a rarity for cows to perform moo doo rituals (even in that part of the country).

Cartoonist Rick London says, though he made the whole story up, it worked very well for the his Moo Doo Cow Ritual cartoon products only available at Rick Londonwear at http://www.ricklondonwear.com.

The landing page to find the cowtoon products available on aprons, mousepads, clothing, coasters and all types of quality gifts and collectibles is at

http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/Moo-Doo-Rituals/_s_92105

Exclusively from Londons Times Cartoons http://www.londonstimes.usMoo Doo Rituals Of New Orleans

Eastabutchie, Ms Running Of The Bullfrogs Gaining World Attention

August 20, 2007

Running Of The Bullfrogs

Former native Mississippian cartoonist Rick London, of Rick Londonwear http://www.ricklondonwear.com says finally memorabilia is avaialble for the exciting virtually uncovered media event in Eastabutchie, Ms “The Running Of The Bullfrogs”.

London says, “If more people knew of this phenomenal event, where, not one bullfrog is killed or injured, it would make Eastabutchie, possibly one of the 8 Wonders of the World.

London says, “To me, and most southern Mississippians, Eastabutchie is already one of the Eight Wonders Of the World, and possibly the Center Of The Universe. It merely takes some more time to figure it out. I believe with the evolution of the Internet, and the fact that we are selling these Running Of The Bullfrog products, more and more people who are interested in our society and current events will eventually come around and yell the predictable cry “Hail To Eastabutchie…How Did We Ever Make It Without You??”

Landing page for “Running Of The Bullfrog Products:

http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/FROGS/_s_91598

Exclusively from Rick Londonwear http://www.ricklondonwear.com