“Pet Survival” Products Feature Harlequin Dane, Persian Cat Boxer. Critics Raving.

“Survival” may have been one of the highest rated television shows in the past several decades. But nobody has thought of a “pet survival” show. Or have they???

Cartoonist Rick London announced today that though it is not a show, the single-panel cartoon “Pet Survival” is getting rave reviews and now available on such products as mousepads, tote bags, tshirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, shirts, cutting boards, and more
at his store http://www.ricklondonwear.com. Most items are around $20 and make great gifts or collectibles; especially for lovers of the show Survival or Harlequin or Great Dane lovers, Boxer lovers, or Persian cat fanatics.

The landing page of the cartoon products is:

http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/Great-Dane-Boxer-Cat-etc-On-A-Raft/_s_92731

Rick Londonwear is the exclusive creator and purveyor of this quality product. His firm offers fast worldwide shipping and a 30 day 100% money back guarantee on all products.

Sperm 101 Too Racy For Princeton Freshmen Nursing Students

In what appear to be a mass-debate that could last for more than a semester, the new  Dean Of Nursing at Princeton has called together a committee to ban the name of a class on fertilization and maternity called “Sperm 101”.  The man who coined the phrase, Max Handsnpockets says, “It really sounded more interesting and I believe would attract more students than, say, Fertilization 101 or Shmegma 101.”

Many students agreed and signed up for the course.

Cartoonist Rick London, of Londons Times Cartoons and Rick Londonwear http://www.ricklondonwear.com, who admittedly fabricated the above story says, “You can get people’s attention in only a few ways, and some words draw attention.  And of course one of them is…………Princeton.”

London sells the Sperm101 cartoon collectibles with the cartoon image on such products as tshirts, aprons, mousepads, tote bags, cutting boards, coasters and clothing at his Rick Londonwear store.

The landing page for the cartoon products is:

http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/MATERNITY/_s_92534

Cows Performing Moo Doo Rituals In New Orleans Area

In possibly one of the most bizarre events in bovine history, a man from Pascagoula, Ms, Elmer Krud says he seriously witnessed four cows on the outskirts of New Orleans “headin’ towards Slidell, stickin’ pins in a little butcher doll”.   Cowincidentally, Krud is the first cousin and husband of Selma Krud, the woman who, in the early 1960’s swore she was abducted by aliens on the outskirts of Pascagoula, Ms.   Fox News has  noted that it is a rarity for cows to perform moo doo rituals (even in that part of the country).

Cartoonist Rick London says, though he made the whole story up, it worked very well for the his Moo Doo Cow Ritual cartoon products only available at Rick Londonwear at http://www.ricklondonwear.com.

The landing page to find the cowtoon products available on aprons, mousepads, clothing, coasters and all types of quality gifts and collectibles is at

http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/Moo-Doo-Rituals/_s_92105

Exclusively from Londons Times Cartoons http://www.londonstimes.us

More Pink Flamingos Than Expected & Alfred Hitchcock Is Gone

Cartoonist Rick London (Londons Times Cartoons http://www.londonstimes.us) said today after checking his quarterly report, he was surprised to find that art deco pink flamingo gifts and collectibles are the most popular of all besides dog and cat items. London’s gift store http://www.ricklondonwear.com is the exclusive purveyor of this product. It is available on t-shirts, ladies mens and children’s tops, aprons, mousepads, coasters, and more.

Dog Theme Cartoon Gifts & Collectibles Top Sellers In America, UK, And Canada

Cartoonist Rick London, founder of Londons Times Cartoons and owner of Rick Londonwear announced today, that, not to his surprise, dog-theme cartoon products such as t-shirts, tote bags, mousepads, aprons, tops for men women and kids, etc. will remain best-sellers throughout the holidays. He adds that people particularly enjoy their own breed in a cartoon. London features such breeds as poodles, shar-pei, German Shephard, Dogue de Bordeaux (French Mastiffs), Border Collies, Pugs and other popular breeds. He says he is adding more daily.

The website is at wwwricklondonwear.com and the dog product landing page is http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/FUNNY-DOG-TEES-N-SUCH/_s_81517

Rick Londonwear is the exclusive sellers of these gifts and collectibles.

Biologist Phone Sex Found To Be Very Different Than For The Rest Of Us

A recent study has found that biologists may be turned on by different stimuli than  nonbiologists.  This may be because their focus is so microscopic that size really doesn’t matter and it’s not just “a nice thing to say”.  More information is available along with tshirts, mousepads, tote bags, and other gifts and collectibles at Londons Times Cartoons Tees That Please store.

The landing page is:

http://www.printfection.com/londonstimestees/Phone-Sex-4-Biologists/_s_83127

http://www.ricklondonwear.com (found in the science section of store)

Cartoon Merchandise Buyers Turning To Star Wars, Rock Stars, and Star Trek Items

 

 

Internet’s Top Cartoon Superstore Says Star Wars, Star Trek, Rock StarTees And Parody Items Expected To Be Top Sellers Holiday Season

Rick London, founder of Londons Times Cartoons and it’s affiliate merchandising programs says that, based on recent and past sales, no doubt, parody collectibles of Star Wars, Star Trek and rock stars such as Bon Jovi, Rolling Stones, and the Beatles will remain top-sellers this holiday season.

London says, “Since 1997, when we launched Londons Times Cartoons, it has been fascinating for me to watch trends and fads. There was a time when we couldn’t supply enough lawyer humor items (that still almost remains true but it is nothing like Star Trek, etc).

www.londonstimestees.com is the exclusive purveyor of high quality Londons Times Cartoons merchandise such as t-shirts, aprons, sweatshirts, coasters, mousepads, etc.

London started the venture in a rural Mississippi warehouse ten years ago and it has grown to be the largest independent offbeat single-panel cartoon empire on the Internet.

London says, “We aren’t just a shop that sells ‘funny things’. We take great pride in our

quality, service, secure checkout, and fast shipment of items; not to mention fair pricing.”